September, 2010

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Laughing Gravy. Tears in Southwark

Monday, September 27th, 2010

The Laughing Gravy. I like this name for a pub. It got me excited. Just re-opened after a revamp I was told, and a place with a name as cocky as that has got to have some balls. I later learn it’s also the name of a 1930′s short film starring Laurel and Hardy. I hit the place for lunch and see what’s going on.

On a depressing stretch of Blackfriars Road, a smart facade looms and I’m feeling pleased that I made the effort. “One of London’s Best Kept Secrets”, the website chimes. First danger signal.

Inside it’s beautiful – lovingly renovated, and classily so, you can still smell the paint of a recent re-fit. Dark exposed brickwork, on-trend exposed lightbulbs dangling (Polpo, Caravan et al, bars in Dalston and most of NYC), antique style framed mirrors, a piano against the wall. Sit down and tinkle on the old Joanna, you can almost hear the host imploring, this is London “taaarn” after all ‘innit?

Apples and pears aside, it all looks jolly welcoming and cosy inside, and I feel like I’ve walked into a pub flirting on the edges of somewhere like Saffron Walden or Winchester – posh pubs, for posh people.

So, I sit at the bar, and the depression begins:

Mixed Potted Shrimp, Fennel Salad and toast - Claggy butter clinging onto too few shrimps, and not very good ones either. Some of them look suspiciously like prawns rather than the brown shrimp I see sparsely here and there, and the butter has no trace of mace, nutmeg, or cayenne that is often used to perk it up.  A slick of pesto lurks menacingly on the side, the point of this being…? Potted shrimp done well doesn’t need an Italian accent. Good pieces of crisped Ciabatta though with olive oil. Fennel salad on the side has started to brown, may have been in the fridge overnight. Plodding at best, forlorn at worst – no love here. Second danger signal.

Smoked Haddock Fishcakes, Herb pickled Cucumber, Tartare Sauce - Ok, so before this dish comes out, I smell something burning in the kitchen. Burnt oil. The kind you get when you’ve left your chips just that little bit too long in the fryer. It doesn’t smell good. Oh dear, someone will have to wait a little longer for their food, I think. The fishcakes come out – the overcooked breadcrumbs on the outside tell the story. Bollocks, it was my dish. I plod on. This would all have been ok, if someone had been arsed to make a proper fishcake. Before me is a potato cake. So little fish in here, so mean and miserly, what I have is a dry bullet of  potato, flavourless fish popping up to say hello a couple of times during the course of two of the most tedious fishcakes I have ever eaten. Thinly sliced salad of cucumber on the side is decent, if underdressed, and the homemade Tartar sauce is good and correct. Enough danger signals to leave me quietly fuming.

I would have ordered more but two dishes punched me to the floor and the will to get up again just wasn’t there.

Staff move around and react like androids on anti-depressants. I wait a full ten minutes at the bar with my cash out while they flounce past me – there are six people in the room.

Head Chef I read is Michael Facey, who has been at Scott’s, Chinawhite, and Kentish town pub The Pineapple. I can only assume he wasn’t there for that lunch service, those fishcakes simply shouldn’t have come out.

I will go back, I want to like it, but there are annoying flourishes on the menu that make me feel this is a cynical place trying to re-create “The Greatest Hits of the Gastro-pub World….Ever!”, and failing because there is no heartbeat or soul in the kitchen. Who uses the word “jus” these days on a pub menu, apart from aspirational joints that are six years behind? Pasta of the Day depresses me just reading it.

Yeah so I’ll go back – when I’ve calmed down a bit.

The Laughing Gravy

154 Blackfriars Road

SE1 8EN

www.thelaughinggravy.co.uk

Momofuku-ing Hell

Friday, September 24th, 2010

Yeah, so Momofuku means “little peach” we’re told. A happy coincidence given that the sweary name also echoes chef/owner David Chang’s well known love of dropping “F-bombs” all over the shop. It also happens to be the name of the man who invented instant ramen, Momofuku Ando.

David Chang is currently the darling of the New York culinary scene, a chef who has created a remarkable brand of noodle and pork bun obsessed restaurants pumping out street food for the masses.

Alan Yau’s Wagamama was an inspiration during a college trip to London, followed by a gig in a Tokyo ramen shop, and then a stint at Café Boulud gave him the experience of cooking with French technique and high sentiment – then a cock-sure leap into the unknown with a $130,000 loan. He’d developed his own style that fused simplicity with some jiggery pokery where it was needed, while keeping asian flavours to the fore-front in gutsy, ballsy dishes that had crowds clammering outside at 5.30pm for a seat – no reservations drives some people a bit loopy.

I saunter into Momofuku Ssäm Bar, the second restaurant to open, and take a seat at the bar. I’m early. I’m loopy.

Steamed Pork Buns, hoisin, cucumbers, scallions – these are the reason I came  and what Momofuku has become most famous for. Fluffy, open white buns, two slices of braised pork belly nestling inside, subtle ginger and haunting star anise notes, laced with dark and sticky hoisin, zinged up with cucumber and onions. Messy, sloppy, simple, and devastatingly satisfying. I would have eaten five if I didn’t have a list as long as Manhattan. Genius buns.

Seasonal Pickles – Pickles? Am I on drugs? This was the suggestion of the server as something I needed to try. I trusted her. This was a gallery of pickles that paraded themselves like it was New York Fashion week (it was that week). Fiery Kimchee, the Korean fermented cabbage, and then a procession of turnip, cutely turned carrot, a mysteriosly smoky shitake mushroom, celery, pear, fennel. Cleansing, vibrant flavours that engaged me and forced me to eat slowly, gazing at each pickled morsel

Warm Silken Tofu, Heirloom tomatoes, Myoga, Watermelon - “We do not serve vegetarian friendly items”. You won’t find many vegetarian dishes at Momofuku, Chang is deliciously dismissive, with a “fuck it let’s cook what we want” attitude. Rightly so. Again, a suggestion of the staff, this didn’t miss a beat. Heirloom tomatoes singing with intensity, leaving a broth behind melding with obscenely textured tofu – silk indeed. Myoga being a gingery herb of Japan and South Korea, playing a subtle riff in the background, some crazy intense mint playing in there, and watermelon. Clarity of flavours, clean, so simple it seems stupid. It ‘aint.

The menu goes on with cured country hams, oysters, crab, Fried Duck Necks, Spicy Honeycomb Tripe, various sausages, all flirting with asian ingredients, culminating in the behemoth dish you would need to eat with friends that you love, Bo Ssäm, whole roasted pork shoulder over eight hours, served with oysters, kimchee, and lettuce to wrap the whole sordid smorgasbord up in.

Open late, small plates, drop in, pull out – casual dining, clever cooking.

Chang is a clever boy alright, and self-effacing with it. But forget all that, check out his fondness for the F-word as he enthuses with maniacal fervour about cookbooks in a bookshop on the Upper East side.

Momofuking Around

Momofuku Ssäm Bar

207 Second Avenue
New York, N.Y. 10003
East 13th Street in East Village
(212) 254-3500
www.momofuku.com

Fatty, Fatty, Fatty Crab

Monday, September 20th, 2010

New York – it took me in, flipped me on my belly, teased me, played with me, revealed a devastatingly seductive world – a whirlwind four nights that left me gasping for more.

It all started with a late lunch at Fatty Crab, a gloriously laid back joint that melds the flavours of Malaysia with US sensibilities, in a back street a short walk from the pristine tree lined streets of the West Village.

Executive chef Zak Pelaccio is the main man behind it, another Fatty Crab has emerged on the Upper West side, and then Fatty Cue in Brooklyn. Opinion on the Fatty empire is fevered. One of the “ten most overrated restaurants in NYC” screams one site. Most others slobber with praise.

Simply decked out, dark wood tables and a gritty, urban interior that would lend itself to raucous nights fuelled with cold beer

Louche guys lounging at the bar (and that was the staff), unsettling crazy fans overhead like plane propellers, and a theme tune of pumping rap blaring from unseen speakers. I’m the only diner and it’s all faintly unsettling.

No matter fool, I sit down, order a beer (it arrives in a can), and dip my finger into some unnervingly good Sambal Belachan paste, an almost unholy and punishing fermented shrimp and chilli combo charged with lots of zingy lime. I change my opinion in an instant – this place is hardcore, uncompromising, and with a devastating confidence in what it’s doing. Hell, those louche guys at the bar turn out to be sweet as pie and soon James is enthusing in a healthy New York drawl about the ingredients in the crab dishes.

I wade in:

Softshell Crab Fry, Turmeric tempura, crab curry, green chilli – A bomb of riotous flavours, the crispy carapace feather-light, infused with a proper whack of earthy turmeric,  the crab bursting with juice, and there are two of the buggers in the equation. Sitting on a mound of rice which has been addled with a thick Malaysian curry that speaks of pestle and mortar action in the kitchen, the flavours distinct and clean. It’s messy, slurpy food that has me wading in with fingers and tugging on curry coated crispy crab legs. A delight.

Fatty Sliders, mini spiced pork and beef burgers – The slider is the educated burger, refined and tweaked until it becomes a morsel not a meal. Here we have dense, juicy meat spiked with that Sambal again, Malaysia richoceting against the iconic American burger. It works, and serves as perfect bar food.

The rest of the menu crooned enticingly in front of me, but this was all that could be done. Dinner was in 45 minutes. Short-Rib Beef Rendang, Watermelon, pickle and Crispy Pork, Nasi Lemak, Coconut rice, chicken curry, slow poached egg, Singaporean Black Pepper clams…..and so it went on.

The swagger of this place is admirable, and I made a note to come back – that I didn’t was a result of the rest of New York opening itself up to me like an old friend that wanted to show me every other corner.

A blistering start.

Fatty Crab West Village
643 Hudson Street
(between Horatio and Gansevoort)
New York, NY 10014

www.fattycrab.com

Bitten and Written – New York

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Bitten and Written off to New York – that’s what’s happening.

A dizzying list of places await…

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The 1st Rule of Grill Club is….

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Check out our new resident chef Tom Adams, kicking things off with his love of The Grill. His intensity on the subject is a little scary….

Now I am unsure if this fever, addiction, obsession, whatever term my friends have used to describe my grilling neurosis, is something shared by the cooking masses of England.

I do, however, know that it should be. Once the grill gets you, all other range burners, wise-crack ovens and sous-‘lets cook a pigeon breast for three weeks’-vide water baths suddenly seem in the microwave league of the kitchen.

Let me expand…

The grill, here, refers not to the barbeques of Homebase’s finest range of Aussie-style grilling machines that occupy half a good-sized garden, fail to be challenged by whole carcasses, and set about making bitter even the most sweet and proud of protein.

The grill in its truest form finds its flavour and heat not from gas or charcoal but from the most abundant and natural of sources: wood. Regardless of the all-important fuel issue, an issue I will happily give due attention to, grilling, as a cooking technique in general, is one that has a lot going for it: what other method allows for such a dark and intensely flavoured crusted steak that remains almost arrogantly rare in the centre? Few, very few.

As Harold McGee, in what must be the most important cooking book of the past few decades, his Encyclopedia of Kitchen Science, History and Culture, so states in regard to grilling as a technique: “This tremendous amount of heat is at once the great advantage and the principle challenge of grilling. It makes possible a rapid and thorough browning of the surface, and so produces intense flavours.”

I have all the respect in the world for McGee’s veritable bible of cooking and he hits the mark on the ‘intense flavour’ front but for Christ’s sake Harold, talk about the fuel!! To save a boring lecture on the associated pro’s and con’s of charcoal and burning wood the equation can be put simply:

Charcoal an adequate grilling fuel whose prime victims should really never go beyond the banger and, his close friend, the burger. I am not being a barbeque fascist, well maybe I am, but seriously, if one puts steak or delicate seafood to charcoal big bad bitterness stands ready to bite you.

Wood (Oak most suitably, but the woods of fruit-tree’s offer subtlety and excitement for those willing to go the distance) = think Arbroath Smokie’s-the haddocks greatest gift to mankind, think hot-smoked trout, think of the smoked Paprika’s of the Extremadura region “La Vera” in Spain, and the chorizo’s that make such incredible use of their smokey ‘X-factor’. It is this addictive nuance of smoke that the wood provides. Not a bitter and aggressive affair but one that takes an ingredient and adds to it. The wood cooks, but it also adds. Simple as that.

For the past few years Zeren and myself have spoken hushed whispers about forming a grill club for those friends and food affiliates who share our passion. The idea was conceived perhaps unsurprisingly on a visit to San Sebastian, a Mecca for anyone who gets even remotely aroused by food-its production, its cooking, and its exhibition.

Having staggered repeatedly through the cobbled streets of the city’s old quarter, home to a mind-numbing amount of Pintxos bars (the Basque equivalent to the tapas of Barcelona, Catalunya, and the rest of Spain in general), with a combination of gout, indigestion and Txacoli induced delirium we stumbled across a small and unassuming bar recommended highly by our Spanish friend we were with.

No menu existed, but for those in the know this bar offered a steak to end all steaks. When one thinks of the endless variety of spankingly fresh seafood on offer and the cured delicacies that owe their greatness to the black-hoofed pigs of the area, the idea of steak may sound shortsighted. I was doubtful but needlessly so.

Fore-rib, on the bone, seemingly hung for decades with a marbling so extensive that it resembled a river delta, or Birmingham’s road system perhaps. The raw product was insane but it was the attention given to the grill by our unseen chef that induced the real insanity. Crust? Check. Subtle smokiness? Check. Fat rendered with more smokiness? Check. A sweet aftertaste that still haunts me a year later? Check. “How the f**k has this happened?” I asked my friend. “wood and grill”. Nuff Said.

To cut this grill polemic short, we now hold grill clubs as much as is ecologically possible: a couple of simple half-drum-esque grills, no more extravagant than when the first homonids accidentally smashed two flints together over some assorted twigs, are fuelled with oak logs burnt down to a glowing white and orange and red stage: think molten lava dusted with icing sugar and your there.

Flames only lick from the drum as an afterthought and it should remain that way, although the rendered fat from your chosen beast will always offer its combustible drippings to the equation: not a problem, think of it as another avenue of aroma. Once the grill is in place, go nuts! Try and ween yourself from the banger, burger and chicken-wing combo that whilst offering tasty sustenance will do little to spark the intrigue and taste overload that the grill can offer.

An Example: last week hearts (venison, chicken and duck) found their way onto the grill via skewers, lightly grilled marrow (removed from the bone) was given added texture whilst its richness multiplied through its apparent fondness for the grill. Brindisa’s chorizo made the starting line-up as per usual, quails were spatchcocked in homage to the Turkish grills of East London and of course the forerib (good but never will San Sebastian finds a worthy adversary).

Once the taste has made its impression and the balls get bigger then get cheffy; stuff hearts with marrow and parsley, see what happens with roes, brains and sweetbreads above the grill, or, in an attempt to re-create the grilltopia of Bittor Arguinzoniz’sExtebarri just south of Bilboa, carefully introduce oysters, langoustines, and eels to the smokey party.

There may be a few failures (chicken livers-they need butter. Grills and butter hate each other. Stay away.) but more often than not, when the best raw produce is faced with a wood-fuelled grill given religious preparation (remember the molten lava dusted with icing sugar stage) the taste aftershocks will leave even the most humble Sunday barbeque boy re-thinking his operation. Fact.

Top Feeds where the grill gets given its due:

Extebarri, Axpe near Atxondo, Spain: 094 658 30 42

www.asadoretxebarri.com

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/sep/13/best-place-to-eat-barbecue

Mangal Ocakbasi Restaurant, 10 Arcola Street, off Stoke Newington Road London E8 2DJ: 020 7275 8981.

www.mangal1.com/index.htm

Buen Ayre, Broadway Market, Hackney, London, E8 4QJ: 020 7275 9900.

www.buenayre.co.uk

Go to these places, get inspired, and no doubt the right kind of barbeque neurosis will find you.

The Beasts, the Birds, and their Bits that particularly appreciate the grill

Fore-rib of Beef (keep it on the bone at all costs! Render the fat and be prepared to push it to the edge of the grill wrapped in foil to gently finish him off after initial crusting.)

Butterfly shoulder of Lamb (screams for a caper-heavy salsa-verde after a good grilling)

Pork Belly (Confit your belly then finish it off on the grill. Think ‘pulled-pork’ on a whole new level.)

Hearts (all shapes and sizes but they must be beatingly fresh for maximum enjoyment. Thin strips of venison heart are a serious treat. Try stuffing the smaller hearts.)

Spatchcock Chicken, Quail, Guinea Fowl (try and stick with lighter fleshed birds. Duck does not seem to appreciate his time on the grill as much as chicken) al la the ‘chicken shacks’ in Portugal’s Algarve and the Turkish grill houses (‘ocakbasis’) of London’s East-End. Find the best dried mole chilli’s:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poblano

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasilla

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulato_pepper and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipotle - blend them up with garlic, some more of that smoked paprika and add some olive oil for a birdy rub capable of inducing trance like states of unrivalled satisfaction.

Brindisa’s holy grail cooking Chorizo’s were made to be grilled so don’t f**k about with frying pans here. León picante cooking chorizos, made with perfectly hot pimentón, are a personal favourite but most things found on their shelves will cause nervous excitement.

Brindisa
Borough Market. 8 Southwark Street, London, SE1 1TL. www.brindisashops.com/products/meats/chorizo_cooking/

Start with these then move to pastures more daring and soon those fruit trees in the garden might start to get a wee bit nervous…

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